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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 24.06.2025 04:46

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Just Forget it!

So, the docs changed it to read

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What 10 things have you stopped doing in your life?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I like this guy and his personality is AMAZING. He’s everything I want EXCEPT I’m not 100% attracted to him. I’ve dated some really hot guys and I’m wondering if that’s ruined dating for me? What do I do?

Freaks and Cheeks

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Thumbs down again.

Why do I sweat between my legs all the time, top off my legs, all way down?

Next, they tried...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

I am glad you enjoyed my pictures. Do you have any photos to share?

No go.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Minds and Behinds

“Very Odd” New Sea Monster Identified After Decades of Mystery - SciTechDaily

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

How can a 54-year-old man build muscle without using steroids?

Everyone loved it.

Nuts and Butts

Still no good

Summer Game Fest releases hype trailer ahead of weekend of reveals - Eurogamer

No, not a chance

They put up a sign reading

So they tried

Who Held or Bought the Huge US Government Debt even as the Fed Shed Treasury Securities in Q1? An Iffy Situation - Wolf Street

Loons and Moons

Catatonics & High Colonics

No way

What is your twin flame story?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good.

Then came..

Southwest Floats First Class, Lounges, Long Haul Flying: Good Strategy? - One Mile at a Time

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Unacceptable again!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What does it mean when a British person says "I can't be asked"?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

share office space ...

What are the best ways to treat seasonal allergies?